...ate an organic, chocolate chip granola bar in the car on the way to the viewing of a very prestigious local businessman and, while doing so, must have missed the fact that one of the chocolate chips fell off the bar...and into your seat. On the first 90 degree day of the year, I might add.
And then you went to the incredibly well-attended viewing with a streak of chocolate on your butt.
At least you were completely unaware and able to be in your right mind as you shared your sincere condolences. With chocolate on your butt.
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