....You hand your phone into the back seat so your administrative assistants can send a few texts on you behalf (since doing it yourself would win you a ticket...and not a winning ticket...)
...And one of your administrative assistants follows up the texting with a multitude of selfies. It's good to employ administrative assistants who possess a remarkably wide range of cuteness.
...You come home from work, your daughter welcomes you with a hug, and your husband says, "Hey, you guys match!"
So you pause in the kitchen and record the moment for posterity. And to think, back in the 70's, we had to have "Mother-Daughter Banquets" to achieve this. That's progress, baby. (It's also incredibly LUCKY for me, as my mom spent countless hours carefully sewing those matching outfits she and I used to wear, and all Evelyn and I had to do was, well, get dressed!)
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